Wild Arms 3: Make a Memory
What’s going on here?
This is a Let’s Play of Wild Arms 3. This is not a franchise-spanning Let’s Play like some LPs, just Wild Arms 3. If you do want to see Wild Arms 2, though, that is available.
So will you be addressing the other Wild Arms games?
Probably vaguely often. Wild Arms 3 is very much a product of combining what worked (or maybe never worked) in Wild Arms (1) and Wild Arms 2, so that will likely be addressed as it (frequently) comes up. You do not need to have played Wild Arms or Wild Arms 2 to understand Wild Arms 3, but I will be referencing and potentially spoiling the earlier games. For instance, a significant villain from Wild Arms appears in a prominent fashion in Wild Arms 3, so it is going to be difficult to explain his presence without “spoiling” Wild Arms. Wild Arms games past Wild Arms 3, though, likely will only be obliquely referenced.
So what’s the spoiler policy here?
As previously mentioned, spoilers for Wild Arms and Wild Arms 2 are incredibly likely. I will also probably spoil Final Fantasy 10, a game wherein Yuna has to shoot her own dog, and other JRPGS contemporary to Wild Arms 3. I will also inevitably make references to Kingdom Hearts, the Xenofranchise, and maybe Smash Bros, because those are wells I drink from daily.
Should I read this LP if I’ve never played Wild Arms 3 before?
I am probably going to winkingly spoil Wild Arms 3 in the foreshadowing manner to which we are all accustomed (“probably” nothing: it happens in the very first update!). If you’re in this Let’s Play for a cohesive, linear narrative, I apologize. Other than that, I will do my best to write this from the perspective that you are both a novice and a pro, and I may go on tangents that assume you were literally born yesterday, and are completely unfamiliar with the concept of 2002 AD.
What will be the focus of this Let’s Play?
I like Wild Arms 3. It is also a stupidly long game, so I figured the only way to do it justice in “reporting” form is not a thousand-word essay, but a thousand page Let’s Play. And why bother? Because I believe that Wild Arms 3 is a beautiful unicorn made at exactly the right time to be the pinnacle of what is the evolutionary dead end that is the SNES/Playstation 1 JRPG. What am I talking about? Well, read the Let’s Play to find out!
So you’re not focusing on the story?
Oh, don’t worry, we will be dissecting the story in vivid detail. The narrative is heavily tied to the presentation, so it is getting a spotlight. However, the focus will not be on the details/strategies of the battle system, as, like a lot of JRPGs of the era, about 90% of the battles are more filler than killer. We’re not skipping it entirely, but New Game+ is going to neuter a number of boss fights
Cheating? Again?
Wild Arms 3 has a New Game+ feature that allows you to start a new playthrough with the levels and cash of your previous clear. Considering my past-self left me a save file with (nearly) Level 100 characters and an assload of gella, I am going to honor my previous contributions and play the game with a massive advantage.
Picture or Video LP?
I’m gonna copy and paste this from the last LP: Picture, for two reasons. One, I personally find it difficult to “follow” video LPs, if only because if I’m in a situation where I can sit down and “watch” something, I’m probably watching a scripted show, and not someone else play a video game. This isn’t to disparage video LPs, incidentally, it’s just how my own viewing habits work, which naturally influences what I myself produce.
Are these pictures small?
Pictures have been optimized for a size/eyeball ratio that is accounting for how this Let’s Play will include literally thousands of pictures. I have run this by exactly two (2) people, and they think it looks nice, and the file sizes aren’t too large. I love myself some GIFs (R.I.P., sweet Stephen Wilhite), so please be aware if you are accessing this Let’s Play on a limited internet connection.
Hey, you missed (fill in the blank)! What gives?
This isn’t a walk through, and I’m not going to hit every single sidequest, because I want this thing to end before the heat death of the universe. I’m also not, if I can help it, using a FAQ, so it’s pretty inevitable that I’m going to miss some stuff. All that said, the comments are open for the whole LP, and I do tend to read and reply to them. I am not going to chide anyone for suggesting stuff. Or, if it sounds like I am rebuking you, I assure you, I am only doing it because I generally sound like an authoritative jerk. Please understand.
This is a classic JRPG with a lot of name options, may we, the audience, choose the names of characters?
No! This is a no fun zone! Errmm… I mean… In the interest of fully analyzing the plot, we’ll be sticking to the default names for most of the characters. … I just really don’t want to write a thousand-page essay on the motivations of PANTS! Maxwell.
When does this LP Update?
This Let’s Play is complete, so it will never update again. It is a happy memory.
Anything else?
Special thanks to this Wild Arms 3 script that has saved me quite a bit of time.
Chapter 1
- Part 01: Sweet Virginia
- Part 02: The Jet Song
- Part 03: Gunman Clive
- Part 04: Gallows Humor
- Part 05: Janus Never Blinks
- Part 06: To Grandmother’s Cave We Go
- Part 07: Blame Yourself or Guardians
- Part 08: Wine, Women, and White Lies
- Part 09: Three-Faced Monster
- Part 10: Save a Horse (Ride a Drifter)
- Part 11: Schröedinger’s Gat
- Part 12: The Turtle’s Lament
- Part 13: Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely Quickly
Chapter 2
- Part 14: Goals and Dolls
- Part 15: Ruses ‘n Resurrections
- Part 16: Lunar Silver Slickster Story
- Part 17: Sand in Your Huskarl
- Part 18: The Dying of the Light
- Part 19: She Murdered Me with Science
- Part 20: Rest Virginia
- Part 21: Home is Where the Plot Is
- Part 22: How Does Your Garden Grow
- Part 23: Luck of the Villainous
- Part 24: The Self-Righteous Gemstones
- Part 25: Get a Job
- Part 26: Everybody Lives
- Part 27: You’re an Errand Boy of the Gods
- Part 28: Gals being Pals
- Part 29: Volatile Dreams
- Part 30: You Can Always Go Home Again (and Again)
- Part 31: Clocktower: The Struggle
- Part 32: For Whom the Cat Meows
- Part 33: The Twin Snakes
- Part 34: Zoom Meeting
- Part 35: Going Green
- Part 36: Villains x Issues
- Part 37: For a Different World
- Part 38: You Wouldn’t Download a Demon
Chapter 3
- Part 39: Rise and Grind Virginia
- Part 40: The Bone Zone
- Part 41: The History of the World Part 1
- Part 42: The Meaning of Life
- Part 43: Love & Lust (& Sea Serpents)
- Part 44: You Gotta Fly
- Part 45: Gunmetal Action
- Part 46: Crossfire Sequence
- Part 47: In Blackest Night
- Part 48: For Hope Shines Bright
- Part 49: Too Many Daddies
- Part 50: Looking Up
- Part 51: It’s Going Down
- Part 52: Love can Bloom Even on the Battlefield
- Part 53: Caged Hearts
- Part 54: Outlaw In-Laws
- Part 55: Blasts from the Past
- Part 56: An Extraterrestrial Affair
- Part 57: Breaking In
- Part 58: Breaking Down
- Part 59: Breaking Out
- Part 60: Breaking the Game
- Part 61: Damsels & Dragons
- Part 62: All About Adam
- Part 63: We’re All the Same
- Part 64: Imagine Dragons on Top of the World
Chapter 4
- Part 65: All Downhill from Here
- Part 66: The Desire of Gallows
- Part 67: The Hope of Jet
- Part 68: All Tied Up with Ribbon
- Part 69: The Loves of Clive
- Part 70: The Courage of Virginia
- Part 71: The Dungeon That Never Was
- Part 72: Every EX File Key Part 1
- Part 73: Every EX File Key Part 2
- Part 74: Waking to the Nightmare
- Part 75: Disaster Blaster
- Part 76: Master of Disasters
- Part 77: Forget You and Forget Her Too
- Part 78: Evolve and Die
- Part 79: Become As Drifters
- Part 80: Our Memories Into the Future