FGC #321 WarioWare Touched!
Motion controls, “shaking”, and general stylus/touch gaming… it’s all terrible. Buttons are here. Crosspads are perfect. Why reinvent how Link wanders over his world because you need to accommodate the…
FGC #317 Press Your Luck 2010 Edition
You ever try to trace down the exact origins of your own quirks? I’m a big videogame nerd (thanks for reading entry #317 in a series about videogames I done…
WW #05 Ladies’ Night
This is Wankery Week, and, while masturbation in general has something of a male-connotation, let’s not forget that women have needs, too. Sexy needs. I want to be clear that…
FGC #240 Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story
Super Mario Bros. can be completed within about fifteen minutes. Had you told me this information back in the 80’s, I would have never believed you (okay, I might have…