Metroids 1: The Long Beam
Gentle reader, I respect you too much to lie to you: this whole website, and everything contained therein, is one giant excuse to play videogames. It’s true! I’m sorry! So…
Year in Review: 2019
Disappointment of the Year: Super Mario Maker 2 Said it before, and I’ll say it again: disappointment of the year does not under any circumstances mean that a game is…
FGC #112 Mega Man’s Soccer
2/3/20XX My latest attempt to defeat Thomas and his blasted boy robot has failed. I knew from the beginning that coercing that incompetent Russian into my service would not be…