It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman! But only if you remember how to spell all of those things correctly. It’s Scribblenauts, and Superman is here at your beck and call with about seventy different versions. That dude gets around the multiverse…

Everybody bounce nowScribblenauts Unmasked: A DC Comics Adventure
2013
5th Cell, Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
WiiU, Nintendo 3DS, PC, Switch, Playstation 4, Xbox One

Available Superpowers:

  • Flight
  • Invincibility
  • Heat Vision
  • Frost Breath
  • Super Strength (Presumed from punches)

Noted Opponents:

  • Lex Luthor
  • Metallo
  • Bizarro
  • Anti-Monitor
  • Sinestro
  • Larfleeze
  • Joker
  • General Zod
  • Doomsday
  • Darkseid
  • Brainiac

Going greenIs Superman Invincible?
He is comics invincible. General grunts do no damage, but big boys like Darkseid and alike can put a dent in the Man of Steel. And look out for Kryptonite. Good thing you can summon so many Supermen as replacements!

Is Superman Homicidal?
This is a whole franchise where you can summon God to beat up random townsfolk, so Superman can be set upon the population at will.

Is it any fun?
You might not be able to distinctly play as Superman with one player (though he is controllable in “sidekick mode”), but summoning sixty different versions of the guy to fight a single Bizarro works out well.

Harm Point
You can summon Bruce Wayne’s parents. You can… allow the situation to escalate from there.

Even Worse Streams Presents Superman
Night 12


June 4, 2024

Random Notes:

  • We’ve got Cassandralyn, fanboymaster, and me covering Scribblenauts Unmasked: A DC Comics Adventure. We’re still reeling from Multiversus the previous week, so you are definitely going to hear about that.
  • Why does Dr. Light appear before Batman? Let us review the crimes of the original Dr. Light (not that one).
  • As we peruse the DC Dictionary of Characters, Cass notes she has achievements in other Scribblenauts games. I only finished the first one…
  • BEAT joins as we discuss The Authority and Peacemaker. Can the universe contain another “subversive” look at superheroes?
  • Everybody is working together?Chromes joins shortly thereafter and is impressed by the presence of Scarecrow.
  • Mags joins the chat to regale us with Young Sheldon lore.
  • It is worth noting that Mags lives in a world of infinite possibilities (she thinks Starro is hot).
  • I may have summoned Batman’s parents only to gun them down. I apologize to no one.
  • And then Caliscrub joins as we are escaping the aftermath.
  • Ample Vigour joins just as I am trying to figure out how to spell Perseus. It seems easy now.
  • I don’t know what it says about us that everyone joins and then demands the worst DC superheroes ever be summoned.
  • “Bueno Excellente is not in there, either.” “That’s good!”
  • As we try to save Superman from bad Supermans I may have summoned, we discuss Seanbaby and the source of internet humor.
  • “Meatwad is Mogo.” “I can see it.”
  • This stream is dedicated to any and all composers of the music of Plok.
  • Please enjoy seeing Mags’ art of my “evil fucked up” vtuber persona.
  • ReunionPlease preserve for posterity: BEAT wants to build the worst Super Mario 64 levels imaginable, and then inflict them upon me. I… am not looking forward to that.
  • “Did Mongul just no-sell the omega beams?”
  • Let’s call the part where I hang out on Oa and summon every hero and villain we can imagine the grand finale.
  • And we close on the perennial Tekken-Waffle House debate.

On the next unreasonable issue of Superman: Injustice against nerds

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